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'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'How's the water, dear?'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

Champagne and Oysters

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Skiing

Floating

Rest distracted by moles.

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Sleeping in?"

Hockney by the Pool

'I've decided to stay in bed till lunchtime to see if I feel like a teenager again.'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'