Sequel Seeker Mugs

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'You know too much,'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Crab with a clown face.

Shoe addict.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"It's just a tree."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

New York Netherworld

Tic-tac-toe

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Crime in bookshop

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Witch dice.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.