Sequel Seeker Mugs

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'You know too much,'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Crab with a clown face.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Shoe addict.

"I, TikTok."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Tic-tac-toe

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

New York Netherworld

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Crime in bookshop

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Can't Touch This

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."