Seo Superstar Prints

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Sales

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"How are my sales doing?"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

The Waiter

A dog poops an @ symbol.

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...