Seo Superstar Prints

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

CEO with SEO

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"I, TikTok."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Sales

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"How are my sales doing?"

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

The Waiter

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."