A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.
Sentry Mugs
Searching for a gift for a sentry? Our mugs feature humorous and respectful designs that celebrate security professionals and night shift guards, making their coffee breaks a little more fun.
The Anti-Agent
"Bond James, Bond."
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
James Bond in a Snow Globe
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
Barks in code.
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."
What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
'More government surveillance!'
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."
"I spy with my little eye…"
'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'
New York Netherworld
'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
Licensed to grill.
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.
Legalish
Milkin' Impossible
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
'I'm counter - intelligence'
Sentry Mugs Collection
Sentry Pillows
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Sentry Prints
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