Gentry Mugs

"No, I'm just Viceroy, that's Roy over there!"

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Mobsters at the Beach

Happy hour.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Welcome back students.

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Hollywood Think Tank

"What are we doing wrong?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Better Living Through Technology

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Aging population in Cuba

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."