Sensible Drinking T-Shirts

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

Wine Lady

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"An everything Martini, please."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

The drinker.

'He's been shot!'

"Wine is plant-based food."

"Brian's considering the optics."

"Yes, it is hot in here."

Cocktails and Peacocks

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

Global warming finally hits home. . .

'This beer is awful. I'll be glad when I've had enough.'

'A table near the wine steward, please.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"My wine! My bubbles!"

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Don't over think it. Just go with your beer gut."

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'