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A man is tied to a chair and forced to watch TV news.

"The first one's just a warning."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

ThrEschers.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Sausages!

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'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Cover story: Picasso