Senior Swimmers' Cheerleader T-Shirts

The old geezer was feeling a bit de-flated!

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Monkey-artist

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

"School starts soon...."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

'Well, if you were on the verge of 100, I'd let you reach it.'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'