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Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Church Basement Foodie

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'60 is the new 40.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Hockey cheerleaders.

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Interpretive Cheering

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Well, if you were on the verge of 100, I'd let you reach it.'