Senior Perks Appreciator Pillows

'NO, you cannot borrow Grandpa's bus pass!'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'Johnson, I want you to track down the source of these rumors that we are going to be moving south of the border.'

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

Old Tortoise

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

Oldies.

"I've finally got my head together."

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'I occasionally go out for a walk, and I buy groceries every two weeks or so. I wonder if I qualify as a recluse.'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

'FQ...?'

"Look at that adorable mother and baby! I haven't changed a diaper in years."

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

'George is on some weird pill...'

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'

"... Yes, Miss Mawdsley. I think it will be safe for you to come off the pill now."

'I remember my pin, but I've forgotten my name!'