Senior Outing Pillows

'You get the feeling we're getting too familiar?'

Cats on Board.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Speed Dating.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Bed and Breakfast

Pensioner's Romance

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Old Love

"Larry is seventy with occasional gusts to eighty-five."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"My memory's not too good these days."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"I should have paid more attention in math class."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

The Name Brain