Senior Living Supporter Mugs

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"I noticed a few browns."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.