Senior Laugh Seeker Mugs

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

Jerk Gene

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."