Senior Healthcare Worker Prints

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Our war is against cancer."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Well, well, well...'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"The first one's just a warning."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Social distancing

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Deaths from Coronavirus

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'