Senior Health Hero Gifts

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Fighting Covid

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Keyworker

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

Fighting the Pandemic

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Economy

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Coronavirus

EU Vaccine approval