Sending Off To Mission Mugs

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'Of course my fact-finding tour is legitimate. Can I help if if there are more facts in the Bahamas than Cleveland?'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"How long has he been missing?"

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"Oh that's a missionary school."

"Have I found Jesus? I didn't know he was missing!!"

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"I'm off to save the whales."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'But enough about me...What brings you folks to Polynesia?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

Dr Livingstone

"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

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