Sending Letters T-Shirts

"I know it's fifty-five cents to mail, young man. How much to get it delivered?"

3 mail boxes: Local, Out of Town, Errmail.

I love you.

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

Slot at Post Office says: 'No Class'.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'The complaint forms for slow mail delivery haven't arrived yet.'

"Did I put enough postage on that?", "Just barely."

Mailbox

Santa Claus's Mail

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Santa called but you were out!

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

Letter writing lady.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'It's for you.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Fine Print Letters

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'