Letter Sending T-Shirts

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Letter Collecting Nerd

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Santa called but you were out!

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I love you.

I can't smile without you...

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Grrrr....'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dog traps the postman.

Letter writing lady.

'Beware of the teenager.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'It's for you.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"There's the mailman!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'