Sending Kids To College Prints

'It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family when the time came for the children to strike out on their own.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Trust

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'Nots so hot on my SATS, but I aced my STDS.'

"Sure, explore as far and as wide as you want, I'm not worried, your instinct will guide you home when you're ready..."

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks