Sending Child To Camp Pillows

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'The camp couldn't find your son and it sent me as a replacement.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Building a Shelter

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Remember to lash from the outside!

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'What were you sent up for?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

Creepy Camp Stories.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Does it Rain at Camp?

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."