Sending Child To Camp Mugs

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'The camp couldn't find your son and it sent me as a replacement.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'What were you sent up for?'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Creepy Camp Stories.

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Does it Rain at Camp?

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.