Sending Cards Pillows

"I need a card that says 'Thanks for going through lots with me.' I'm a realtor!"

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

'Maybe you should wait til you're in a better mood to revise the Christmas card list.'

"Could you drop this card off at my sisters house in Australia, I forgot to post it."

Happy Easter

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

I love you.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

I can't smile without you...

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Worm Bed

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Read the card! Read the card!"

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Thanks For Not Firing Me Cards

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Magicians monkey.

'I think I'll raise.'

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.