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'Yes, I am sure we recess from August until December, but it's a little diff...'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Joe Biden

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

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'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Myanmar coup

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

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'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Jerry Brown.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

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"What's your position on the Strait of Hormuz?"

Impotent Democracy

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"