Seminary Pillows

Three Priests

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Here we are."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

How to engage an audience

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Time management office worker

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'Yes, that person there...'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'