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"I think the leadership seminar might be in the conference room. Would anybody like to follow me?"

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Here we are."

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"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Drunken singers in a public house

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

How to engage an audience

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'Yes, that person there...'

Time management office worker

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'All right, all right, Hershman, you can go attend the 'improve your negotiating skills' seminar.'