Seminar Speaker Prints

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'Excuse me could we concentrate on the seminar please.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Decisions: Yes or No, 'Or maybe?'

'Turn that damn phone off!'

"I'm sending a note home to your parent company."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

How to engage an audience

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'Yes, that person there...'

Time management office worker

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'