Seminar Participant Prints

Anyone else need a toilet break?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Here we are."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

How to engage an audience

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'Yes, that person there...'

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Time management office worker

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Workplace Confidentiality.