Selfie Surgeon Pillows

Surgery.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Elfie Stick

Superheroes take a selfie

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I, TikTok."

Selfie Stick

The Selfie

The Modern Novel.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Little Known Moments In History

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Shellfie

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Victorian Selfie

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

Crocodile Selfie

"Influence this."

The Final Selfie

Halloween Selfie

Giraffe Selfie

Selfie World

"Apple harvest."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Wedding Selfie