Selfie Enthusiast Pillows

Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...

'This selfie craze is getting out of hand.'

The original selfie

"It's an early selfie."

Duck Taking A Selfie

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

"I took away her phone for a week. She's going through selfie withdrawal."

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."

Radiologist's Selfie

'These photos you took of me don't do me justice.'

"Of course I have photo ID! I will take a selfie and show you so you can see that I am me!"

Selfie-Conscious

Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player

"Excuse me. Would you mind taking our selfie?"

'No, they're not pictures of my family. They're selfies.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Reindeer Christmas Jumper

Toy making ground to a halt when Santa made the mistake of handing out 'elfie sticks' to everyone in his workshop..."

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

"Can you send me a selfie? The only pictures I have of you are of you looking at your phone."

Wedding Selfie

Hummingbirds rarely take good selfies.

Santa, please take a photo of yourself with our presents so I can post it on my Facebook. Thanks! XOXO

'No, dear, those aren't selfies, they're mug shots.'

The Selfie of Dorian Gray...

'Marcia, hold my calls. I'm trying to take an epic selfie.'

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

Desert Crawler's Selfie

Mugshot selfie stick

Self Checkout

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Adam with a selfie stick

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."