Selfie Maestro Pillows

"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Bad hair day!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Elfie Stick

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Orchestra.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Selfie Stick

"Textin’"

"I, TikTok."

The Selfie

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Shellfie

Little Known Moments In History

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Twitter censorship

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Victorian Selfie

Selfie World

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Giraffe Selfie

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."