Selfie Maestro Pillows

"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Bad hair day!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Orchestra.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Elfie Stick

Superheroes take a selfie

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Selfie Stick

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

The Selfie

"Textin’"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Shellfie

Little Known Moments In History

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Twitter censorship

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Victorian Selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Sistine Selfie

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Giraffe Selfie

Selfie World

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The Final Selfie

Halloween Selfie