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"Sure, we're all just tiny specks in a vast and uncaring universe. But some of us are bigger tiny specks than others."

They hated me.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Critisize your weight.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

Planned service changes

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"How long have I had what problem?"