Self-esteem Seekers T-Shirts

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"It just feels good to be wanted, you know?"

Hall of mirrors.

'Self esteem is low in Doddletown.'

'I think I know how I'm going to charge higher rates.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Ego Increasing School

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Aging Problems

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

TV-Mirror.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."