Self-teaching T-Shirts

'And I see you have a degree from the University of Wikipedia...'

A Puppet Named Juan

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Self help acupuncture

Campaign for Plain English

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'But I digress...'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Is it that bad?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"