Self-searcher T-Shirts

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

New York Netherworld

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

DNA Analysis.

"I think I can". (train)

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

So You've Cloned Yourself

Planned service changes

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Monster Self-Help

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"