Self-replication Explorers Pillows

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

So You've Cloned Yourself

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Marriage and relationships?...That would be under 'Arts and Science'!"

"Adolescencia"

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

Just married.

"Get lost. I'm reading a book!"

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'Thank you for gently guiding me toward insight.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

Duelling personalities.

Teach your cat to read self-help manuals

Selfie-Conscious