Self-prescribers Pillows

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Work/Life Balance

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Bad fake tan day.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Try thinking about something else."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Dating is so expensive...

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"You left your demons here last week."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'