Self-motivation Pillows

'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'

Man on a Self Motivated Journey

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Go team!

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

What else is there to wish for?

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

Dedication to excellence....

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Better times ahead.

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Tenacity trumps everything!

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"