Self-management Mugs

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Let's get organized

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Work/Life Balance

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

Bad fake tan day.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Relationship Warning Lights

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Try thinking about something else."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'