Self-made Superhero Mugs

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

North Pole

Cow of BEEF

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Inaction Figure

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"How are we on bread?"

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

The Authentic Christmas.

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Aquaman, it's great that you have these aquatic powers, but I wish you also didn't sh*t like a fish."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

"I've simplified our work process!"

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

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