Self-love Champion Mugs

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

I'm very comfortable in my own skin --- It's not too snug.

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

Be Different and Fabulous.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Are you OK hun?"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Woman looking into a mirror

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

Me when by BDD shows up

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

Mankini - One size fits all.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

Narcissus' Cat.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Narcissus

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

I heart my bum.