Self-indulgence Mugs

"It's my birthday, do you want to see what you brought me?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Wine not?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"It's my day off."

Greedy child

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'