Self-image Sleuth Mugs

Now that I'm sixty five, I've come to a decision - I'm getting a toupee.

"Nice haircut."

"That's a big fat lie!"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

TV-Mirror.

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"Don't make me look fat!"

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Stock photo, right?"

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."