Self-hypnosis Enthusiast Mugs

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'You must heal yourself.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

Hydroponic Gardening

Pastoring for Dummies

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

Self-realization.

'Tell me your name and I'll tell you who you are!'