Self-help T-Shirts

How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering

"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."

'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'

When life gives you lemons...

"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

Women who Read Too Much

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Everything you need to know about the law...and then some.

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

Coping with ducks

"I feel we're making progress."

Past, Present and Future Self

No Frills Psychiatrist.

I've already got a diagnosis from homedoc.com, but I thought I'd see you for a second opinion!

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

Stress management Clinic: 'Sorry, closed due to burnout.'

Santa Self Esteem.

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'We don't talk about 'failure' here, we call it 'deferred success'...'

Age is a matter of perspective.

'Doc I just don't believe in myself anymore.'

Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

'It says, 'Take on step at a time.' Wait a second, that can't be right.'

"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Took your advice and decided to face my fears. I still get panic attacks, but at least now there's a darn good reason.'

Crisis Management Training

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Meeting tonight/Help for Skeptics...or is there?