Self-help Reader Pillows

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

Emergency book: 'How To Cope With Stress'.

Mr. Low Self-Esteem Man

"You feel like a fake? Man, I wrote the book on faking it. Not really, but that's what I tell everyone."

'We are making progress. You just need to learn how to say no in a way that won't get you beat up.'

Self-realization.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

How to resist the urge to stab someone in their sleep.

How to manage stress...

"You have to accept some people for what they are and avoid them."

Glass Half Empty and Glass Half Full.

Love - Hate Relationship of Split Personality

'I'm never happy inless I'm unhappy.'

Man practicing diving on land

Widows for Dummies.

Chicken soup books.

"Me, caring about what other people think of me....Me, after other people tell me not to care so much, pretending I don't care so they'll like me. . ."

I told you Donald Trump was going to be the Republican nominee. You called it, Randy. But he has no chance of winning the presidency. Way too many people hate the guy. That's why he's going to win. Read "Randy's Guide to Life as an Alpha," Chapter 18

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

"Have you tried spending time with friends who are worse off?"

"Avoiding something, aren't we?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Relationship Warning Lights

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'