Self-help In Legal Matters Prints

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Self help acupuncture

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Relationship Warning Lights

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'The Lemming Book Store'

Politicians are from Uranus.

'...Do you, Thomas, take Charleen as your wife, to love and cherish, for better of worse...use Rehab as may be needed...for as long as you both shall live?'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."