Self-grooming Aficionado Pillows

White vain man

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Self help acupuncture

Haircuts

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Surfing the daily stress

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

Dating is so expensive...

"Absolutely not!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Mr Metrosexual.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Loofah Lady

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

How to recover from a bad day

Shaving

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

New Twenty Blades

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.