Self-esteem Architect T-Shirts

The Power of Positive Self Image

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Aging Problems

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Ego Increasing School

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'