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"Do cars just hate me?"

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"What was I thinking?!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Your stress is stress-related.

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'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Number Phobia.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"Trust me- you're more than ready."

“Is it a self esteem problem when I don’t think I’m interesting enough to talk to myself?”

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

Break in Case of Emergency.

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Flowchart of an idea.

'Lost my investor's confidence.'

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"You'll be fine, just act like you know what you're doing - that's what everyone else does."

'No! Not the second pair of gloves...'