Self-control Strategist T-Shirts

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Mountain Tops Incorporated

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Success

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"But am I happy? Very."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

Client-centered Therapy.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians